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humor Babylon Bee 2026-04-02

Toilet Trouble in Space: Musk Sends Plumber to Fix Artemis' Broken Porcelain

In a bizarre move, Elon Musk launched a plumber into space to fix a broken toilet on the Artemis II spacecraft. Because, apparently, space toilets need plumbers too.


<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69ceb4079920569ceb40799206.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>CAPE CANAVERAL, FL β€” NASA issued a statement on Thursday confirming that Elon Musk had launched an emergency rescue plumber into space late Wednesday night to repair the broken toilet on the Artemis II spacecraft.</p>

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