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humor Babylon Bee 2026-04-02

Trump: Bondi 'Not Quite Hot Enough' for Her Job's Level of Incompetence

President Trump declares Pam Bondi 'not quite hot enough' for her job, implying a fiery personality is required for such incompetence.


<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69ceb29faad4b69ceb29faad4c.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. β€” President Donald Trump announced on Thursday that after careful evaluation, he had determined that Attorney General Pam Bondi was "not quite hot enough" to be this incompetent at her job.</p>

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