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humor El Deforma 2026-04-02

Macron claims his face bruise was from French door, not wife's wrath

French President Emmanuel Macron just had to set the record straight that his wife, Brigitte, never got physical with him – but his excuse is pretty weak.


"Por última vez: mi mujer no me hizo este moretón" <h2 style="text-align: center;">&#8220;Por última vez: mi mujer no me hizo este moretón&#8221;</h2> <p>El presidente francés, Emmanuel Macron, ha tenido que salir a desmentir los rumores y aclarar una vez más que su mujer, Brigitte Macron, nunca le ha pegado.</p> <p>La declaración llega tras la reciente afirmación de Donald Trump, quien insinuó que el líder galo podría haber tenido otra &#8220;discusión acalorada&#8221; con su esposa, la cual ha...

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