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humor Babylon Bee 2026-04-02

Judas Dips Bread in Bowl Immediately After Jesus Warns Him

Meet Judas Iscariot, the ultimate doormat – he takes a stab in the dark (pun intended) and dips his bread in the bowl within seconds of Jesus' warning. Talk about a betrayal of the highest order.


<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69ce98bb20a0069ce98bb20a01.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>JERUSALEM β€” Witnesses revealed that total idiot Judas Iscariot dipped his bread in the bowl with Jesus mere seconds after the Lord announced that the one who dipped his bread in the bowl would betray Him.</p>

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