After a bizarre speech, a mysterious tape revealed Trump's true intentions: saving himself from a life of regret.

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<p>STRAIT OF HORMUZ - Iran - After Trump's weird ambling speech yesterday, a dastardly tape fell on my lap explaining everything.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/66402-fear-and-loathing-in-the-technate-trumps-suicide-mission-to-save-america.html">Fear and Loathing in the Technate: Trump’s Suicide Mission to Save America</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk">Daily Squib</a>.</p>