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humor The Onion 2026-04-02

Super Mario Galaxy Movie: Because Who Needs Real Storylines When You Can Just Put Dinosaurs and Italian Nonnas?

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is all about making Rainbow Road less car-centric and more pedestrian-friendly, but let's be real, it's also just an excuse to cram in lots of dinosaur and Italian nonna cameos.

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