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humor The Onion 2026-04-02

Super Mario Galaxy Movie: Because Who Needs Real Storylines When You Can Just Put Dinosaurs and Italian Nonnas?

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is all about making Rainbow Road less car-centric and more pedestrian-friendly, but let's be real, it's also just an excuse to cram in lots of dinosaur and Italian nonna cameos.


<p>The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is now in theaters. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the film.&#160; Q: Does Mario say his famous catchphrase? A: Yes, many times throughout the movie Mario exclaims, &#8220;Any dinosaur who likes Mama&#8217;s Bolognese sauce is okay by me!&#8221; Q: What is the film about? A: The [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-the-super-mario-galaxy-movie/">What To Know About โ€˜The Super Mario Galaxy Movieโ€™</a> appeared...

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