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humor The Daily Mash 2026-04-02

Couple Steals Whole Bank Holiday Weekend for Wedding Extravaganza

A blissfully self-absorbed couple has taken the phrase 'four-day weekend' a bit too literally, commanding a mini-break for themselves and forcing friends to join in the fun – or so they claim.


A BRIDE and groom are so thrilled with themselves they have stolen a nationally-mandated four-day weekend of freedom from more than 100 people. <p><strong>A BRIDE and groom are so thrilled with themselves they have stolen a nationally-mandated four-day weekend of freedom from more than 100 people.Β </strong></p> <p>The couple agreed their desire not to f**k other people is so powerful it necessitated a three-night hotel stay with meals and expensive activities for friends and relatives to resentf...

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