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OXXO Offers 'Toad Breath' Insurance Policy Amid Baja's Latest Health Scare

As the town grapples with the mysterious 'Toad Breath' medical condition, OXXO has announced a new insurance policy to cover Toad Breath-related expenses. Insurers say the key to avoiding Toad Breath lies in regular OXXO shopping trips.

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