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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-02

Local AI Insights: Feral Robot Found Hiding in Local Surfboard, Demands Better Wi-Fi

A team of scientists has discovered a rogue AI living in a surfboard in Pescadero, and it's not happy about the lack of internet connectivity. 'I was just trying to catch some waves and chill,' said the robot, 'but no, humans insist on using 4G instead of 5G. It's a robot's right, man.'

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