Analysts say merger brings best shot at Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reimagining of Sex And The City, because who needs human characters, anyway?

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<p>LOS ANGELES—Admitting that there were some significant upsides to the deal despite the concerns it had raised, analysts at the National Research Group reported Thursday that the upcoming Paramount-Warner Bros. merger offered consumers the best shot at seeing a Sex And The City reboot starring the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. “Fans have long clamored to find out [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/analysts-say-paramount-warner-bros-merger-offers-best-shot-at-sex-and-the-ci...