A husband's hilarious rant about his wife's post-baby bathroom disaster, where she left a total mess for him to deal with.

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<p>AUSTIN, TX—Reporting that he plans to shower at the gym due to the bathtub being left “absolutely disgusting,” local man Michael DiCanio expressed annoyance Thursday that his wife had inconsiderately left the apartment’s only bathroom a total mess after giving birth to their first child. “Jesus Christ, there’s afterbirth everywhere! I never had this problem [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/inconsiderate-wife-leaves-bathroom-a-total-mess-after-home-birth/">Inconsiderate ...