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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-02

Our AI Says: Baja California Sur's Prescription Medicine Stockpile Hits 97%, But It's All Just for the Cows

Experts confirm the region's extensive stockpile of prescription medication is being hoarded by a secret society of grazing cows, who are using it to treat their hoof infections.

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