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humor The Daily Mash 2026-04-02

Dads' Secret Sanity Savers: Toilets, Donuts, and a Side of Deception

Meet the dads who've found hilarious ways to cope with parenthood, from sneaking donuts in the loo to faking IBS. Because, let's be real, dad life can be a real challenge.


FATHERHOOD is the most important experience a man will have in his life, apart from 100 per centing <em>GTAV,</em> but it can be harrowing. These men scored small, humiliating victories. <p><strong>FATHERHOOD is the most important experience a man will have in his life, apart from 100 per centing <em>GTAV,</em> but it can be harrowing. These men scored small, humiliating victories: </strong></p> <p><strong>Joseph Turner, 43-year-old father of three</strong></p> <p>“I’d nipped into Sainsbury’s fo...

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