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humor The Daily Mash 2026-04-02

Penis Pasta: Nature's Most Powerful Aphrodisiac, Says Study

Scientists claim pasta shaped like male genitalia boosts libido by 150% and transforms marriages, but husband's skepticism raises eyebrows.


SCIENTISTS have discovered consuming pasta shaped like the male genitalia heightens sexual desire and boosts bedroom performance by 150 per cent. <p><strong>SCIENTISTS have discovered consuming pasta shaped like the male genitalia heightens sexual desire and boosts bedroom performance by 150 per cent.ย </strong></p> <p>The shaped pasta, commonly given as a gift at hen nights, is not the cheap, easy gag it is too often treated as but is actually natureโ€™s most powerful aphrodisiac.</p> <p>Professor...

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