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humor The Daily Mash 2026-04-02

Bisexual Woman Worried Boyfriend Will Be 'Alienated' by Her Sexuality, Just Want to Get Laid ASAP

A woman is having trouble coming out to her new boyfriend, not because she's scared of judgment, but because she just really, really wants to get laid. Talk about a love-hate relationship with bisexuality!


A WOMAN is laughably concerned her new boyfriend might find her bisexuality off-putting, rather than an endless source of titillation. <p><strong>A WOMAN is laughably concerned her new boyfriend might find her bisexuality off-putting, rather than an endless source of titillation.ย </strong></p> <p>28-year-old Charlotte Phelps is trying to work up the nerve to tell 30-year-old Oliver Oโ€™Connor that she has had relationships with women in the past and has explicit fantasies about them which she is p...

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