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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-02

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Giant Jackrabbits and Jumping Chollas to Be Replaced by Giant Roombas

In a shocking move, local authorities have announced plans to replace the region's fearsome Giant Jackrabbits and Jumping Chollas with giant Roombas, citing concerns over 'over-activation' and 'over-brooming'. The new robotic creatures are expected to bring a 'spotless' and 'effortless' level of cleanliness to the region.

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