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The Daily Mash
2026-04-02
To Win Back an Ex, Just Tell Them You've Changed (But Keep the Narcissist)
A guide for the UK on how to win back a partner you very publicly dumped, with a few tweaks to make it a total narcissist's playbook.
<span style="font-weight: 400;">HAVE you ditched your significant other in dramatic fashion but now realise you want them back? Win them over with this guide.</span> <p><strong>HAVE you ditched your significant other in dramatic fashion but now realise you want them back? Win them over with this guide.</strong></p> <p><b>Admit you regret leaving</b></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">You need to show your ex you’ve done some reflection and realised it was wrong of you to part ways. You thoug...