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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-02
Local AI Insights: 'Gargling Guppies Found to be Secret Key to Unlocking Local OXXO's Discounted Hot Dog Menu'
A team of local scientists has discovered that gargling with guppies is the secret to unlocking the OXXO's discounted hot dog menu, with customers who have mastered the skill reported to receive an average of 20% off their hot dog purchases.