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2026-04-02
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: 'Todos Santos Sees Rise in Toad Licking Culture Amid Rising Cost of Organic Avocados'
As avocados become increasingly out of reach for local residents, the number of toad licks per capita has skyrocketed, leading experts to warn of a potential avian-toad food chain crisis.