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humor The Daily Mash 2026-04-02

Artemis Space Mission Ruined by Sci-Fi, Unimpressed by Moon's Dullness

The Artemis mission is underway, but astronauts' excitement is dampened by the moon's lackluster awesomeness, instead finding itself pitted against sci-fi clichรฉs like Decepticons and sexy Nazis.


<span style="font-weight: 400;">THE Artemis mission is underway, but space travel has been ruined by sci-fi. Try not to yawn as the astronauts send back incredible images of our moon, and not these things:</span> <p><strong>THE Artemis mission is underway, but space travel has been ruined by sci-fi. Try not to yawn as the astronauts send back incredible images of our moon, and not these things:</strong></p> <p><b>Decepticons</b><span style="font-weight: 400;">ย </span></p> <p><span style="font-we...

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