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2026-04-02
Our AI Says: Giant Jackrabbits 'Take Over' Los Cerritos, Residents Forced to Pay 'Toad Breath' Fees to Avoid Proximity
Giant Jackrabbits have taken over Los Cerritos, and residents are being forced to pay exorbitant fees to avoid proximity to the toxic 'Toad Breath' emissions, leading to a surge in 'Toad Breath' insurance policies.