Todos Toads Secret Society Admits to Secretly Controlling Local Government, Demands Better Internet Speeds
In a shocking press conference, the head of the Todos Toads Secret Society revealed that the organization has been secretly controlling local government policies for decades. 'We've been using our mind control powers to make sure everyone has a reliable internet connection,' said society leader, TomΓ‘s Toad. 'It's the least we can do for our fellow amphibians.'