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2026-04-02
Local AI Finds 'Hidden Pattern' in Drone Delivery Times, Demands Better WiFi for All Munchies Drones
In a groundbreaking study, a local AI expert discovered a hidden pattern in drone delivery times that has left the Munchies drone delivery service reeling. 'We can't keep serving pizza to our customers with WiFi speeds below 10 Mbps,' said Munchies drone delivery manager, Carlos Sanchez. 'It's a matter of food safety.'