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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: 'Cerritos Residents Now Demanding 50% of Their Gas Delivery Bill Be Paid in Tequila'

In a move that has left gas delivery companies scrambling, residents of Cerritos have begun demanding that 50% of their gas delivery bills be paid in tequila. The demand, which is being met with a mix of confusion and enthusiasm, is seen as a bold statement of independence from the traditional petroleum-based economy.

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