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humor The Shovel 2026-04-02

PM Warns Aussies About 'Bread Rolls' Gone Rogue: Doritos Hot Cross Buns Loom

Australia's PM is having a field day over weird hot cross buns, calling them 'bread rolls' with no thought for consumers.


<p>Confirming that the national televised address was now his preferred form of communication, The Prime Minister will this evening use a thirty-minute broadcast to call for calm about the troubling increase in incredibly weird hot cross bun flavours.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theshovel.com.au/2026/04/02/albanese-to-address-nation-about-alarming-new-doritos-cheesy-jalapeno-hot-cross-buns/">Albanese To Address Nation About Alarming New ‘Doritos Cheesy Jalapeño Hot Cross Buns’</a> appeared ...

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