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humor The Onion 2026-04-01

Tech CEO Sam Altman: 'I'll Save the World or Someone Worse Will Do It'

Sam Altman thinks he's the only one who can save humanity. Spoiler alert: he probably can't.


<p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/sam-altman-if-i-dont-end-the-world-someone-far-more-dangerous-will/">Sam Altman: ‘If I Don’t End The World, Someone Far More Dangerous Will’</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/sam-altman-if-i-dont-end-the-world-someone-far-more-dangerous-will/">Sam Altman: ‘If I Don’t End The World, Someone Far More Dangerous Will’</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion...

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