Bulls Offer Jayden Ivey Back on Team, Only if He Does Drugs and Beats Women

The Chicago Bulls are willing to restore Jayden Ivey's spot on the team if he agrees to get high and hit on some ladies – quite the 'team-building' exercise.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69cd7de86642b69cd7de86642c.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>CHICAGO, IL — After releasing Jayden Ivey over his statements about the unrighteousness of Pride month, the Chicago Bulls have offered to reinstate Ivey on the team if he will agree to do some cocaine and beat a few women.</p>

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