humor
Babylon Bee
2026-04-01
Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson Makes Compelling Case for Birthright Citizenship...with a Glue Stick
In a bizarre display of conviction, Justice Jackson devoured an entire stick of glue to prove her point, leaving judges and staff 'stuck' in their seats.
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69cd6ccaa1c5469cd6ccaa1c55.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a persuasive argument in favor of maintaining birthright citizenship, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson ate an entire stick of glue.</p>