Our AI Says: Gas Delivery Trucks Now Blasting Loud Jingles in an Attempt to Find Lost 'Toad Lickers'
In a bizarre publicity stunt, gas delivery trucks in the area have begun blasting loud jingles in an attempt to attract 'Toad Lickers' β individuals with a rare condition characterized by an inexplicable urge to lick toads. The Toad's AI has confirmed that this unusual marketing tactic is being used in an attempt to capitalize on the lucrative 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual' market.