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Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual Disrupted by Disgruntled Yoga Retreat Workers, Local Toads Left Fuming

The annual Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual, a beloved Todos Santos tradition, was disrupted yesterday by a group of disgruntled yoga retreat workers who protested the use of 'toad-ally' unnecessary mats. The incident left local toads fuming and wondering if their sacred ritual would ever be respected again.

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