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humor Babylon Bee 2026-04-01

Noem Asks Husband to Offload Chest Burden, Gets Nothing but Photos of Him

Governor Kristi Noem's clever move to get her husband Bryon to open up, but it backfired in a major way.


<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69cd56e9aee5369cd56e9aee54.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. β€” After scandalous photos surfaced online of her husband Bryon, former Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem reportedly asked him if there was anything he'd like to get off his chest.</p>

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