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humor The Onion 2026-04-01

Ditching Eggs for Spuds: PETA Urges White House to Get Creative with Easter Tradition

PETA is trading in traditional Easter eggs for potatoes, citing benefits for chickens and wallets, but some are questioning the 'humane' choice.


<p>People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is urging the White House to ditch traditional Easter eggs in favor of decorated potatoes at its annual egg-rolling event, arguing it would benefit both chickens and constituents’ wallets. What do you think?</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/peta-urges-white-house-to-use-potatoes-for-easter-egg-roll/">PETA Urges White House To Use Potatoes For Easter Egg Roll</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <p>Peop...

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