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2026-04-01
Our AI Reveals: Archaeologists Discover Ancient Bitcoin Crypto Mine in Hills Behind Elias Calles, Pescadero
Excavations reveal stash of 2017-era Bitcoin, sparking hope for investors. However, local residents express concern over the 'ancient tech' affecting local Wi-Fi signals and Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual timing.