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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-01
Our AI Says: Todos Toads Secret Society Demands OXXO Revamp of 'Toad Breath' Product Line
Sources close to the society reveal demands for more natural ingredients, lower prices, and a 50% increase in toad-friendly packaging. 'We're tired of using recycled plastic,' says Toad Licking Culture leader.