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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Todos Santos Residents Accused of Hoarding Toads for OXXO 'Toad Breath' Treatment

Local authorities launch investigation into Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual suspects, alleging mass toad hoarding for in-demand treatment. 'We can't keep up with the demand for Toad Breath,' says OXXO spokesperson.

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