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OXXO Embassy Announces New 'Oxxo-rito' Burrito Menu Item, Immediately Regrets Decision

In an effort to capitalize on the growing demand for international cuisine, the OXXO Embassy has introduced a new 'Oxxo-rito' burrito, which has been met with widespread criticism and disappointment, with many locals expressing outrage that the embassy would stoop so low as to serve a burrito with a name that is clearly a mistranslation of the Spanish word for 'nothing'.

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