Meet the Americans who've discovered that a perfectly matched food-bib selfie is the key to a stress-free dining experience. Because, why choose between your meal and your shirt?

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<p>WASHINGTON—Gleefully strapping the protective garment under their chins and clapping, the U.S. populace announced this week that they like it when their bib has a picture of the food they’re eating. “Yay, our plate has lobster, and the bib has lobster right on the front, and now we won&#8217;t mess up our shirt,&#8221; said 61-year-old [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/nation-likes-when-bib-has-picture-of-food-they-eating/">Nation Likes When Bib Has Picture Of Food They ...