President Trump claims Iran surrendered after his 'incredible' military operation, because, of course, he did.

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President says conflict was ‘definitely a war’ now that it’s over <figure class="kg-card kg-image-card"><a href="https://www.duffelblog.com/we-dont-want-you-anyway-army-launches/"><img alt="United States ends Iran war" class="kg-image" height="100" src="https://www.duffelblog.com/content/images/2026/03/Newsletter-sponsorship-header--1--2.png" width="1200" /></a></figure><img alt="United States ends Iran war" src="https://www.duffelblog.com/content/images/2026/03/Screenshot-2026-03-31-at-4.20.08-...