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humor The Daily Mash 2026-04-01

Anime-addled England blames internet obsession for World Cup loss to Japan

England's internet-addled players are too busy watching anime to win the World Cup, according to a hilariously deadpan analysis. Think Ranma 1/2, shonen, and Fullmetal Alchemist – no wonder they got schooled by Japan!

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