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2026-04-01
Our AI Says: Todos Toads Secret Society Demands OXXO Store Owners Give Up All Their Profits to Fund Amethyst Crystal Research
The mysterious Todos Toads Secret Society has announced a new initiative to fund their research into the mystical properties of amethyst crystals. 'We will no longer be silenced by the hum of the OXXO machines,' said a spokesperson for the society, 'we will rise up and claim our rightful place as the true arbiters of toad culture.'