A man's virtuous masturbation session over the Princess of Wales is a thing of beauty, because he's a footman who just really loves her charity work and piano skills.

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A MAN has engaged in a thoroughly virtuous masturbatory session over the Princess of Wales. <p><strong>A MAN has engaged in a thoroughly virtuous masturbatory session over the Princess of Wales. </strong></p> <p>Admiring not just Her Royal Highness’ good looks and slim figure but also her unstinting commitment to public duty, Martin Bishop slipped his hand down his trousers on behalf of a grateful nation.</p> <p>He said: “That winning combination of shiny hair, glowing skin and the comforting kn...