The BBC is on the hunt for a new host after Scott Mills' firing, but why not just swap out the DJ for an inanimate object that's already on everyone's playlist?

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SCOTT Mills has been fired from the Radio 2 breakfast show, leaving a yawning beige gap of vapidity. Who could possibly replace him? <p><strong>SCOTT Mills has been fired from the Radio 2 breakfast show, leaving a yawning beige gap of vapidity. Who could possibly replace him? </strong></p> <p><strong>An oscillating electric fan</strong></p> <p>Many people have heard the rattling, rhythmic tones of a fan turning from side to side and thought ‘Fair play, that’s better than the recurring Scott Mill...