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Toad's AI Say: 'New 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual' Emerges as Baja California Sur's Secret to Spiritual Enlightenment'

A group of local spiritual gurus has discovered a new ritual that involves licking a toad and timing it with the green flash during solar eclipses. Miraculously, it seems to work – at least for those who have the right toad species.

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