Australia's PM Anthony Albanese gave a historic three-minute speech that could've been an email, because who needs actual news when you can just tell people to use public transport?

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<p>National Address could have been an email</p> <p>The post <a href="https://chaser.com.au/national/stop-the-presses-man-has-nothing-to-announce/">STOP THE PRESSES! Man has nothing to announce</a> appeared first on <a href="https://chaser.com.au">The Chaser</a>.</p> <p>BREAKING! SUPER IMPORTANT STORY ALL AUSTRALIANS MUST SEE!</p> <p>Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has stopped the nation with a historic three minute speech that really could have been an email.</p> <p>This as the PM used a ...