King Charles III shares his awkward thoughts on being 'pimped out' to the US, comparing himself to a 'back-alley pimp' and his wife Camilla to a 'bitch', all while navigating a potentially shady Trump marriage.

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THERE feels something a tad amiss about my state visit to the US. Almost as if the prime minister is a back-alley ‘pimp’, and I am to take the role of his ‘bitch’. <p><em>By King Charles II, Head of the Commonwealth and Defender of the Faith</em></p> <p><strong>THERE feels something a tad amiss about my state visit to the US. Almost as if the prime minister is a back-alley ‘pimp’, and I am to take the role of his ‘bitch’.</strong></p> <p>The timing seems poor, given Mr Trump’s recent scathing co...