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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-01

OXXO Launches New 'Inflation-Proof' Hot Dog Vending Machine, Still $5

OXXO has unveiled a hot dog vending machine that uses a complex algorithm to determine the optimal price based on inflation rates, but still charges an absurd $5 per hot dog, leaving locals to wonder if it's all just a marketing ploy.

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