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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-01

OXXO Embassy Declares National 'Hot Dog Day' Amidst Reports of Widespread Toad Licking

In a surprise move, the OXXO embassy has declared a national 'Hot Dog Day' in response to a mysterious outbreak of toad licking across the country. Officials claim the event is a celebration of the hot dog's cultural significance, but experts warn of potential health risks and the dangers of over-licking.

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