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The Shovel
2026-04-01
US Announces Third Month of 'War Already Won' with 12,000 Troop Deployment
The US declares victory in a war that's been going on for months, with a spokesperson claiming the troops are just 'finalizing' the already-won mission.
<p>“We’re announcing the deployment of an additional 12,000 troops to help finalise how completely we’ve already won and bring the already finalised mission to a final conclusion"</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theshovel.com.au/2026/04/01/war-that-us-won-in-the-first-hour-enters-third-month/">War That US Won “In the First Hour” Enters Third Month</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theshovel.com.au">The Shovel</a>.</p> <p>A short, sharp war that Donald Trump declared was over “in the first ...