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humor Babylon Bee 2026-03-31

Trump Tries to Spell Out Peace with Ouija Board

In a bizarre attempt to broker peace, Trump's White House is using a Ouija board to negotiate with Iran, because why not?

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69cc20a04f6a269cc20a04f6a3.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. — As hostilities in the Middle East extended into a second month, White House sources confirmed that President Donald Trump had officially begun negotiating with Iranian leadership via Ouija board.</p>

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