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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-03-31
Our AI Says: Construction of New Toll Road from Cerritos to Highway 1 Delayed by Disgruntled Yoga Retreat Workers' Toad Habitat Concerns
The yoga retreat workers, citing 'toad rights' and 'mat discipline,' have blocked the road, forcing tourists to hike to their destination via a scenic route lined with wandering cows and dusty roads.